Sky Are LYING Bastards!

Sky are you listening? You're a bunch of lying, self-obsessed, ignorant, arrogant, stupid bastards and just points to why I dumped you for a virgin!

I asked you to cancel my account in October, you only cancelled one box. You kept taking my money even when I asked you not to. I phoned up to complain and you said I was wrong. After half an hour on the phone you finally agreed that I was owed £34 but today I received a check for just £10.

So Sky and you fat Australian feck-whit, you're a bunch of lying bastards!

Now expect an investigation from the Information Commisssioner because you acted on incorrect information you held about me. I will then sue for the distress this incorrect information has caused me - and I'm fully entitled to do it. I told you on the phone but you probably didn't listen!

Now you're too busy to listen. You're not accepting any calls - perhaps there's many thousands of people you've fecked off too!

They can sense my anger: Their complaints lime doesn't work and their contact us page is down! There may be trouble ahead!

Apparently there's an ombudsman to complain to - I'm going to enjoy this.