Had Enough Of Crappy Link Building Emails
Come on, you know who you are! How the chuff is this relevant or accurate?
Hello. I`m Ciaron Dunne Director at mobile.broadbandgenie.co.uk. We are the UK`s most popular advisory website for 3G mobile broadband, with help guides, user reviews and up-to-date mobile broadband package and price information.
We have an idea which I hope you will find useful - we originally found leemccoy.co.uk by searching for `cheapest broadband` [really? I'm that good at SEO I make this AFFILIATE MARKETING BLOG rank for that phrase?] but in fact we have a wealth of independent help and advice and free tools for consumers, including our free comparison tables and broadband speed test, so we are looking for good quality, relevant partners.
We would like to have our editorial team research and hand write some unique content for you to add to a page on leemccoy.co.uk. We will agree a subject with you that is relevant to both of our sites. [That's hard because this site isn't about mobile broadband!] The content will contain a single unobtrusive text link in it back to a relevant page on our site. You would benefit from some unique, relevant content [you're pissing me!] to which the search engines seem to be attributing ever more value. We would probably obtain some long term benefit from the link to us -- which, as a relevant outbound link, would also be potentially helpful to you from a search engine perspective [you really are taking the piss now!]. We are not currently in the position of being able to exchange or return links so we thought this could be a good alternative. [Oh I wonder why?]
Naturally there are no costs for us producing this content for you.
If this isn`t appropriate for you, please accept my sincere apologies for having troubled you. [Nah! you made me chuckle!]
Hope to hear back. [You have]
MULTIPLE EMAILS
We really try to avoid sending multiple copies of the same email to you - we know how annoying this is. However, because of the way in which some email systems are set up, this can occasionally happen. If you have received several copies of this email, please accept our sincere apologies and our assurance that the email is genuine. We are always looking for ways in which to improve our approach and systems so please do let us know if this happens.
RELEVANCE, PRIVACY AND OPT-OUT
We only send partnership invitations requests to carefully selected partners [How carefully?]. We work hard to ensure that all requests are relevant and appropriate but no process is perfect. If our request has offended you in any way, please accept our sincere apologies [Try harder!]. If you do not wish to receive further invitations from us, please email us at linkunsubscribe@broadbandgenie.co.uk (IMPORTANT - WHEN DOING SO, PLEASE INCLUDE OUR ORIGINAL EMAIL TO ALLOW US TO UNSUBSCRIBE YOUR DOMAIN CORRECTLY). This will add you to our exclusions database. Your request WILL be respected (please allow up to 24 hours for our system to catch up).[Best do that then!] Please note that if you are an existing partner we may need to contact you with regard to the relationship from time to time.
I'm going to say any more, I 'm too busy doing link building PROPERLY! Surely you can't send me an email because I had a text file on my server with "cheapest broadband"? Is it in the first 100,000 results? And its in a fecking text file!
I'm not sure if this is related, I've just looked at sites being affected for using a possibly similar approach for obtaining links:
* MassiveLinks
* 10 Articles Discussing The GoCompare Google Penalty
* GoCompare Link spamming again
* What happens if your site gets 'blacklisted' by Google?
I've always said I don't like pay per post type things for getting links.
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